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Date of Birth: April 1st Place of Birth: Back of pickup truck. Job: Turd Collector and Analyzer. Marital Status: Married, but looking for a life style partner….wink, wink… Children: yes, but I am not sure how… Pets: many small mice and gerbils. Favorite non-running magazine: “Sewer and Toxic Times” Favorite movie: Anything with Liza Minelli… Favorite television show: Queer eye for the Running Guy. Favorite musical performer: Anything with a harp in it. Favorite Keith comment after another loss: Keith has always beaten me, so I have to obey him and worship the group he runs upon. Hobbies: Getting lickered up and incest. Favorite non-running sport: bone smuggling. Least Favorite non-running sport: watching Paul Smith figure skate. Favorite famous quote: “The last time I saw something that SMALL, it had an eraser on the end of it!!” by my wife. Short-term running goal: Beating Bill Ransoms 100 mile time. Long-term running goal: Winning the EUNUCH division at Leadville. Ultra Pet Peeves: Seeing Eric Gabe drop his pants and still be able to run ahead of me. Years running ultras: 2 Number of ultra finishes: 1 - 100, and 4 - 50's. Most memorable ultra performance and why: Leadville 2004, I was finally not DFL from Team CRUD. Favorite food/drink during an ultra: breast milk and mud butt. Favorite training trail: Favorite Race: Leadville 100 |
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